Day 31 (August 3rd, 2010)
Title: You've Been Served
I was watching these two gentlemen play tennis today, I have to say, they might be the worst players in history (myself not included, but then again, I don't know how to play). The man serving (see pic) would act very professional about it. Bounce the ball, get his racket into "power-slam" position, throw the ball up, point at the ball (as if to say: "Hey! Ball! I see you! You are right there!"), and then as the ball was just at its perfect "hit-me" point, one of two things would happen:
A) he would miss the ball, and swing the racket so fast that I thought he might break the sound barrier, or:
B) he would hit the ball so hard, that is flew at Mach 2 at the other guys head, who would just duck and the ball would bounce off the back fence.
I'm thinking the triple-latte before playing might have been a bad idea.