Title: The Rise of Fruithulhu!
Yeah, I know its been a bit since last post - but I've been hidden in a dark, mysterious laboratory studying the dark arts of Fruithulhu! I'm sure you've all heard of the Great Old One, Cthulhu - but did you know he had an equally evil Fruit Bowl! It is this Fruit Bowl of Evilosity that I've been exploring. After month of laborious work and consumption of many (delicious) fruity minions, Fruithulhu has finally risen!
His tartness knows no bounds! His citrusiness will blind the whole world!